Abby. Old as balls. Bruins, Stars, and Oilers fan. Smartass. Shawn Thornton is my spirit animal (if the skate fits...). I'm fluent in three languages - English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Ask me things if you want to.
Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.
So. Guys. All my followers.
It makes me really, really sad that some of y’all don’t realize how fucking beautiful you are. All of us are majestic hockey-blogging gods and goddesses, beautiful inside and out, and just know that when you say that you’re ugly or not cute or whatever (I do this too!), it hurts all of us. So. All of us are beautiful, and we believe it. Ok?
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird
actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs
it reminded me about one funny incident lmao
IT GOT BETTER