Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

(Source: pelennors, via northwestmagpie)

pastrnakattack:

So. Guys. All my followers. 

It makes me really, really sad that some of y’all don’t realize how fucking beautiful you are. All of us are majestic hockey-blogging gods and goddesses, beautiful inside and out, and just know that when you say that you’re ugly or not cute or whatever (I do this too!), it hurts all of us. So. All of us are beautiful, and we believe it. Ok?

(via hortonhearsawooo)

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

(via tylerswagguin)

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: basnad, via bigbadbraid)

bennguini:

The Dallas Stars have lost their chill

bennguini:

The Dallas Stars have lost their chill

(via tylerswagguin)

michisama2030:

masykruger:

michisama2030:

thats one of the reasons why did my classmates think that i was a little bit weird

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actually, after some time they got used to my live-reference-needs

it reminded me about one funny incident lmao

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IT GOT BETTER

(via tylerswagguin)

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